AI employee · Senior analyst

Hermione

Your senior analyst, living across your funnel. Anyone on the team asks anything. She answers.

The job

Your team has the numbers. Stitching them takes three days.

Sales is in one tool. Spend is in three more. Returns sit somewhere else. Customer feedback in a fifth. Answering one real question means someone stitching it together for two days.

So the question stops getting asked. The month ends, the number misses, and nobody can quite say why.

The cost of asking a question got too high. Hermione brings it back to zero.

What she does

Holds the full funnel in memory. Answers any business question.

Marketing, sales, checkout, fulfillment, support. She holds it all in one place and answers the way someone who's been at your company for a year would.

Lookups

Yesterday's revenue, CAC by channel, returns by SKU. The moment you ask.

Diagnoses

Why did the funnel break this week? She pulls context from every connected source and tells you straight.

Plans

Last month's reality into next month's plan, drafted before the team walks in.

Decisions

What to fix, push, pause, or test. Backed by data the team can argue with.

Memory

What you tried in Q1. What worked. What you killed. Searchable, with reasons.

Where she works

Across the whole funnel.

We wire her up to whatever your team actually uses. These are examples, not the limit.

Shopify Meta Ads Google Ads Google Analytics Klaviyo GoKwik Your CRM Returns / RTO data + more

Examples, not limits. If your team works from it, she can read it.

Honest by design

What Hermione won't do.

Hire Hermione for your funnel.

A 15-minute conversation. We'll show you what she'd answer for your business in week one.

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